Thou Shalt Not Review the RTX 5060
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Paul’s Tech News is taking a break for nearly three weeks, with no tech news for two consecutive Sundays, returning in June with a revamped show. In the meantime, Paul will be traveling to Taipei for Computen 2025, covering new hardware and meeting vendors. The RTX 5060 is set to launch on May 19 for $299, but its release coincides with Computen, complicating reviews. ASET’s AIO cooler patent expired, potentially shifting their focus to data center cooling. The RX 9060 XT was listed on Amazon with high prices, while Intel’s Arc Pro GPUs, including a 24GB model, were revealed. GPU prices remain high, but the 5090D might increase availability. A new Doom game, The Dark Ages, launched to positive reviews.
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welcome back to Paul’s Tech News we begin this
week’s recap of last week’s tech news with a terrible announcement this tech news show as we
know it will cease to exist for nearly 3 weeks we will have two consecutive tech newsless
Sundays until the coming of June whereupon the show will be reborn from its own ashes
harder stronger and with sarcasm even less thinly veiled than ever before but fear not for
between now and then I’ll still be posting lots of videos as we travel to Taipei Taiwan for
Computex 2025 where we’ll be meeting with vendors and checking out new hardware and
pretending everything is normal but let’s we’re heading into a drought so today make
sure to drink your fill of tech news cheers and Hard Steve Unboxed after Nvidia confirmed
that their next newest 50 series video card the RTX 5060 Non TI edition will be launching
on May 19th for $299 MSRP sounds like a great deal to me so what mewling complaints could
jilted Jay and suspect Steve possibly have oh sorry apparently May 19th is right in the
middle of Computex week and that might make it hard for reviewers who are at the show and not
at home to run benchmarks well so sorry for the inconvenience reviewers but Nvidia probably just
missed that little scheduling conflict when they set the launch date i mean it’s not like Computex
is the biggest show in the industry that happens in late spring every year and has had Jensen
signed up to deliver a keynote since January these mistakes happen naturally and sure maybe
Nvidia said that they aren’t providing drivers to reviewers until launch day so Day Zero buyers
will have zero idea of what kind of performance or lack thereof to expect from the 5060 which is
outfitted with a generous 8 GB supply of VRAM but drivers are overrated anyway i mean they’re
basically free right i mean you can just go download them but do reviewers thank Nvidia for
that no they ask “Why is Nvidia blocking reviews and why is Nvidia being deceptive and hiding the
5060’s performance? because f**k you that’s why you wouldn’t even have video cards if it wasn’t for
Nvidia so stop your bitching show some respect and suck Nvidia’s big fat market cap if you don’t
like it with that said one moment quick phone call uh yeah it’s it’s done yes uh yes I told them to
suck the uh Yeah and yeah Jilted Jay suspect Steve just like you said so uh my family is okay right
and okay and and the robot clones that are hunting down and replacing my closest friends those are
called off too okay all right yeah I agree it is kind of a weird launch all right okay see you
in See you in Taipei right speaking of blackmail and skullduggery the company that has owned a
patent on the combination pump block design for all-in-one liquid coolers since 2005 saw that
patent expire Tuesday which is why so many of your friends are just now getting into DIY liquid
cooler assembly and sales the past 20 years saw would be AIO cooler manufacturers falling into
three categories those who paid for licensing or direct purchase of their OEM designs those who
sued or settled with when they attempted to ignore the patent and those who skirted the patent
by relocating the pump adding an extra tube or otherwise modifying the integrated pump and
block design asetech was often accused of leaning on its patent and focusing more on enforcing it
via legal means to maintain profitability instead of innovating with new products but if that were
true they would probably just give up on AIO’s entirely now that they’ve lost the advantage
that the patent provided so it’s no surprise that ASET says there’s a third party interested in
buying out the cooling hardware division of their company entirely or that they are considering
pivoting to a focus on data center cooling leaving the consumer market behind now that it
has been sucked dry which likely caused the pump to fail can’t let your pump run dry speaking of
going in dry the RX9060 XT which has been heavily rumored in recent weeks was spotted in a retail
Amazon listing Friday with the horrible prices of $520 and $450 attached to the 16 gig and 8 gig
versions respectively now I have noted many times before that of all pre-launch leaks retail pricing
is the most likely to be incorrect as retailers need to create product SKs and landing pages early
and often use placeholder pricing while waiting on the real pricing from Nvidia or AMD but real
prices MSRP or whatever you want to call them are so rarely honored at present that I’m inclined
to give a bit more credence to these kinds of listings because this might be what Amazon wants
to sell the 9060 XT for and if that’s the case it probably will be the price and it won’t matter
when AMD’s feeble here’s the MSRP announcement goes live because AMD clearly isn’t protecting
consumers from predatory pricing by backing up their MSRPs with some form of enforcement with
retailers case in point the RX9070 and 9070 XT which I would love to recommend at their supposed
$550 and $600 MSRPs can’t be found for less than about $900 here in the US which is dumb and I will
continue to feel that way unless AMD also decides to disappear my family i guess these listings do
seem to confirm the previously leaked specs though with a 3.3 GHz boost clock and now we boldly
switch over to tech briefs because one should never tech brief meekly intel Arc rumors are
simultaneously the most hopeful and the biggest letdown when they come out as there seems to be
so much potential if Intel could just deliver and unfortunately it does not seem like they’ll be
delivering anything to interest gamers at Computex a rumored 24 gig Arc GPU had some excited for
the prospect of a B770 or B750 to follow up the popular if only they were available at MSRP ARC
B580 but it is not to be intel confirmed that there’ll be new Arc Pro Battle Mage GPU series
revealed at Computex including a 24 GB Arc Pro B60 but they’ll use the same BMG G21 chips as
the B580 so other than in games where 12 GB of VRAM is a limitation the Pro model will likely
perform the same as the regular ARC B580 the ARC B580 was able to show itself off impressively in
Suspect Steve’s latest GPU comparison though where the B580 went head-to-head against Nvidia’s RTX
5060 Ti 8 gig while the 5060 Ti is typically 20 to 40% faster than the B580 when not VRAM limited
Steve showed it’s not tough to go beyond 8 gigs and you don’t need to be playing at 4K or with
max settings either there are plenty of titles that chug or throw big frame delays up at 1440
and in those scenarios the B580 clearly wins hopefully Jensen stopped watching after that first
segment and I don’t get in trouble for saying any of that though in other Nvidia news looking for
a bit of optimism there have been quite a few articles like this lately indicating that in some
regions GPU inventory has stabilized and pricing has become almost normal if more than €2,000 for
a GPU has become normal for you yet things still aren’t great here in the US where tariffs are a
factor but it does leave room for optimism that demand may abate as more units make it to market
leading to lower prices and another factor might be the 5090D which was supposed to be sellable in
China due to hardware limited AI capabilities but has apparently also been exported as it has the
same GPU core count and memory as the regular 5090 this is still a rumor but if true I extend my
sympathies to gamers in that region who had their sights set on a 5090D but it does mean that
Nvidia will likely attempt to sell those 5090D GPUs elsewhere which could mean more 5090 class
GPUs on the market outside of China lastly a new Doom launched this week The Dark Ages which
is available on PC and console and seems to be getting good reviews thus far 8.5s and nines
with the game design looking appropriately dark gory and demoninfested with a healthy array
of melee weapons in true Dark Ages style and reports of even more super fast and fluid FPS
fun which the series is known for and with this being a single player title there’s also a notably
good story line which WCCF Tech describes as the icing on the extremely bloody and demonic cake
sounds delicious and now I’m all hungry so I guess it’s time to say “So there you have it guys
tech news for the week and if you liked it click
week’s recap of last week’s tech news with a terrible announcement this tech news show as we
know it will cease to exist for nearly 3 weeks we will have two consecutive tech newsless
Sundays until the coming of June whereupon the show will be reborn from its own ashes
harder stronger and with sarcasm even less thinly veiled than ever before but fear not for
between now and then I’ll still be posting lots of videos as we travel to Taipei Taiwan for
Computex 2025 where we’ll be meeting with vendors and checking out new hardware and
pretending everything is normal but let’s we’re heading into a drought so today make
sure to drink your fill of tech news cheers and Hard Steve Unboxed after Nvidia confirmed
that their next newest 50 series video card the RTX 5060 Non TI edition will be launching
on May 19th for $299 MSRP sounds like a great deal to me so what mewling complaints could
jilted Jay and suspect Steve possibly have oh sorry apparently May 19th is right in the
middle of Computex week and that might make it hard for reviewers who are at the show and not
at home to run benchmarks well so sorry for the inconvenience reviewers but Nvidia probably just
missed that little scheduling conflict when they set the launch date i mean it’s not like Computex
is the biggest show in the industry that happens in late spring every year and has had Jensen
signed up to deliver a keynote since January these mistakes happen naturally and sure maybe
Nvidia said that they aren’t providing drivers to reviewers until launch day so Day Zero buyers
will have zero idea of what kind of performance or lack thereof to expect from the 5060 which is
outfitted with a generous 8 GB supply of VRAM but drivers are overrated anyway i mean they’re
basically free right i mean you can just go download them but do reviewers thank Nvidia for
that no they ask “Why is Nvidia blocking reviews and why is Nvidia being deceptive and hiding the
5060’s performance? because f**k you that’s why you wouldn’t even have video cards if it wasn’t for
Nvidia so stop your bitching show some respect and suck Nvidia’s big fat market cap if you don’t
like it with that said one moment quick phone call uh yeah it’s it’s done yes uh yes I told them to
suck the uh Yeah and yeah Jilted Jay suspect Steve just like you said so uh my family is okay right
and okay and and the robot clones that are hunting down and replacing my closest friends those are
called off too okay all right yeah I agree it is kind of a weird launch all right okay see you
in See you in Taipei right speaking of blackmail and skullduggery the company that has owned a
patent on the combination pump block design for all-in-one liquid coolers since 2005 saw that
patent expire Tuesday which is why so many of your friends are just now getting into DIY liquid
cooler assembly and sales the past 20 years saw would be AIO cooler manufacturers falling into
three categories those who paid for licensing or direct purchase of their OEM designs those who
sued or settled with when they attempted to ignore the patent and those who skirted the patent
by relocating the pump adding an extra tube or otherwise modifying the integrated pump and
block design asetech was often accused of leaning on its patent and focusing more on enforcing it
via legal means to maintain profitability instead of innovating with new products but if that were
true they would probably just give up on AIO’s entirely now that they’ve lost the advantage
that the patent provided so it’s no surprise that ASET says there’s a third party interested in
buying out the cooling hardware division of their company entirely or that they are considering
pivoting to a focus on data center cooling leaving the consumer market behind now that it
has been sucked dry which likely caused the pump to fail can’t let your pump run dry speaking of
going in dry the RX9060 XT which has been heavily rumored in recent weeks was spotted in a retail
Amazon listing Friday with the horrible prices of $520 and $450 attached to the 16 gig and 8 gig
versions respectively now I have noted many times before that of all pre-launch leaks retail pricing
is the most likely to be incorrect as retailers need to create product SKs and landing pages early
and often use placeholder pricing while waiting on the real pricing from Nvidia or AMD but real
prices MSRP or whatever you want to call them are so rarely honored at present that I’m inclined
to give a bit more credence to these kinds of listings because this might be what Amazon wants
to sell the 9060 XT for and if that’s the case it probably will be the price and it won’t matter
when AMD’s feeble here’s the MSRP announcement goes live because AMD clearly isn’t protecting
consumers from predatory pricing by backing up their MSRPs with some form of enforcement with
retailers case in point the RX9070 and 9070 XT which I would love to recommend at their supposed
$550 and $600 MSRPs can’t be found for less than about $900 here in the US which is dumb and I will
continue to feel that way unless AMD also decides to disappear my family i guess these listings do
seem to confirm the previously leaked specs though with a 3.3 GHz boost clock and now we boldly
switch over to tech briefs because one should never tech brief meekly intel Arc rumors are
simultaneously the most hopeful and the biggest letdown when they come out as there seems to be
so much potential if Intel could just deliver and unfortunately it does not seem like they’ll be
delivering anything to interest gamers at Computex a rumored 24 gig Arc GPU had some excited for
the prospect of a B770 or B750 to follow up the popular if only they were available at MSRP ARC
B580 but it is not to be intel confirmed that there’ll be new Arc Pro Battle Mage GPU series
revealed at Computex including a 24 GB Arc Pro B60 but they’ll use the same BMG G21 chips as
the B580 so other than in games where 12 GB of VRAM is a limitation the Pro model will likely
perform the same as the regular ARC B580 the ARC B580 was able to show itself off impressively in
Suspect Steve’s latest GPU comparison though where the B580 went head-to-head against Nvidia’s RTX
5060 Ti 8 gig while the 5060 Ti is typically 20 to 40% faster than the B580 when not VRAM limited
Steve showed it’s not tough to go beyond 8 gigs and you don’t need to be playing at 4K or with
max settings either there are plenty of titles that chug or throw big frame delays up at 1440
and in those scenarios the B580 clearly wins hopefully Jensen stopped watching after that first
segment and I don’t get in trouble for saying any of that though in other Nvidia news looking for
a bit of optimism there have been quite a few articles like this lately indicating that in some
regions GPU inventory has stabilized and pricing has become almost normal if more than €2,000 for
a GPU has become normal for you yet things still aren’t great here in the US where tariffs are a
factor but it does leave room for optimism that demand may abate as more units make it to market
leading to lower prices and another factor might be the 5090D which was supposed to be sellable in
China due to hardware limited AI capabilities but has apparently also been exported as it has the
same GPU core count and memory as the regular 5090 this is still a rumor but if true I extend my
sympathies to gamers in that region who had their sights set on a 5090D but it does mean that
Nvidia will likely attempt to sell those 5090D GPUs elsewhere which could mean more 5090 class
GPUs on the market outside of China lastly a new Doom launched this week The Dark Ages which
is available on PC and console and seems to be getting good reviews thus far 8.5s and nines
with the game design looking appropriately dark gory and demoninfested with a healthy array
of melee weapons in true Dark Ages style and reports of even more super fast and fluid FPS
fun which the series is known for and with this being a single player title there’s also a notably
good story line which WCCF Tech describes as the icing on the extremely bloody and demonic cake
sounds delicious and now I’m all hungry so I guess it’s time to say “So there you have it guys
tech news for the week and if you liked it click
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