oh 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 Let’s go boys let’s go boy that’s a lot of ratings that’s a I’m I’m I’m liking this is this uh Outer World do you think I care that the colony is in disarray they’re not alone in doing so she yapping they think they can just choose how things play out exposition or better yet okay that’s kind of cool the power of capitalism power of capitalism this looks like this can’t be a noob i kind of like the energy she radiates is that a triplebarreled shotgun obsidian let’s go oh my god okay [Music] all right i feel like I got to play the first one now m capitalism capitalism donate me money no I’m just kidding just been so depressed lately you know everything human oh no isn’t this the Rick and Morty game kind of yes it is guns with the faces on them i’m glad they’re still making crazy [ __ ] like this reminds me of like Munch’s Odyssey just like that Fever Dream stuff [Music] High on Life two yeah did you guys play the first one first one ash I thought I thought it looked pretty funny world premiere what’s the point of saying world premiere like I think I I think I already know that yo is this going to be Horizon Forbidden East i smell pirate ships roman Empire boys we don’t talk about the Roman Empire enough do we what is with you guys in feet today i’m not going to comment on on what those white strings look like looked all right i mean it wasn’t wasn’t much but you know oh yeah this is this is Team Fortress 3 guys for sure team Fortress 3 i think it right here right here orange box 2 yep yep this is it for sure what are no oh my god the Xbox yes whoa everybody’s going mobile now xbox Portal is that Silk Song on there was that Silk Song on there oh oh there it is there it is there it is y there oh battle oh [ __ ] discord okay all right it’ll run us about 900 bucks holiday 2025 [ __ ] xbox Ally though at Xbox Drive to put the player first and that’s what you’ve seen from us over the years our next step is to unify your gaming no matter where you buy or play the Switch 3 is already out it’s coming out for players the Xbox Ally is an Xbox you can hold in your hand bring every new game you see in today’s show will be playable on the Xbox ally wow okay kind of feels like they’ve given up on the console idea and we are giving it our all every day to make this vision real about exclusivity though the games from dead to rights on the original Xbox to armor core 6 go back to Silkug i feel like they I feel like they kind of baited with that one like here’s this here’s this new console and here’s this thing that you want more which is Silkong that was pretty cool i I think that looks pretty cool new Xbox handheld i mean it was only a matter of time you know fake Bloodborne in 10 FPS yeah the frame rate went down instead not me though they tried to change me into one of them ah no no way it’s Red Fall 2 man became something else instead [Music] their worst nightmare i feel like that face looked really funny if you were to freeze frame it what was it the blood of Don Walker okay so you’re going to you’re going to have to give me something really good if you’re going to sell me another vampire game that that wallpaper does look pretty pretty sick though i like that eh eh that was all right not terrible oh sold sold be a piñata let’s go [Music] nope what what the [ __ ] what the What’s happen what was that what is this super Meat Boy in in a Mario pipe yo oh boy in 3D oh my god i’m going to get the world record for deaths on this what what was that multiplayer super Meat Boy 3D is it the first uh Super Meat Boy game in a long time was there only one or two i remember my brother loved that yeah Meat Boy in 2025 can you [ __ ] believe it watch your back Yakumu all right first anime game wanted criminal man oh yep i’ll kill the dark dragon myself it’s my mission no this ninja guy is a raven ninja oh yeah man i need a good hacking slash this is it okay this looks pretty this looks pretty sick i [ __ ] with this i [ __ ] with this the dark dragon is mine ninja Guiden 4 that That looked pretty sick we’re We’re doing a Bring him out bring him out bring out Todd oh here we go i still got to [ __ ] play this man what are you doing dlc boys dlc this is where it starts it’s crazy how much he sounds like young Harrison Ford the secret they worshiped the giants [Music] order of Giants okay new DLC coming out pretty soon the chat from the Video Game Awards channel is pure cancer i I bet [Music] what what game freak what the [ __ ] robot this new Pokemon looks really weird [Music] beast of Reincarnation who would you go emma a very artsy trailer very artsy i was all right we need some cringe though like that [ __ ] diaper game that PlayStation showed off can we get another diaper game what was that called the glittering streets of Avalon sure do shine because they sweep their filth down to us yeah you pay for it you will be paying me back oh man look at that facial hair [ __ ] rust they just swearless to keep your filthy pickers off me lord Griswick yes I sight every stereotype of British people anyone who might wish you ill brit shock yeah you’re right you’re a turd i see quite fashionable that’s the fiend who robbed me i like that character creation but Oh my god your brandy son never got it dialogue options it’s always good there i’ll hurt you you [ __ ] me sack i’ll leave you with a pissy p of pieces you’re swearing in an Xbox showcase what if my kids were watching the price on that can you i have to change that UI though they can rewrite us but look who just found mommy’s keys oh now I can fiddle with time oh they’re doing the Titanfall 2 thing put the bullet back in the barrel oh turrets too all right that That looks like That looks [ __ ] good humor humor was good on our creative teams are dedicated to bringing players awardwinning record-breaking critically acclaimed game diablo I vessel of hatred for Blizzard and a vowed first party are shipping their most played games ever obsidian is always delivering great games and they have a third game launching this year h a third game from Obsidian you can’t run from me you foul beast starting off strong with new flexible legs the Yoke Earth action figure can ride anything there’s been an explosion at Brook Hollow Park the 2-year anniversary of when four teenagers were miniaturaturized against their will that That looks like it’s got an intriguing premise and it looks like it’s co-op blubber teamed an unprecedented orphan is highly unusual i’m getting Dead Space vibes that I’m getting Dead Space vibes from that [Music] [Applause] such is our calling such is our calling this is the way kronos the new dawn looked looked all right but Dead Space like yet elder Scrolls fans having the biggest blue balls of all time yeah bro they’re like plasma grenades down there somebody needs to get it off oh this must be a shock having never met your real father but he left you this hotel in his will it’s been in your family for generations lot of British caretaker he’s a little eccentric shout out to Brits man would you like some help with that so my death it’s like Animal Crossing a good man like he was keep looking into things and things are going to start looking bad in this place the only one you can really trust is me my My brain is hurting there are no ghosts at the Grand okay i felt like the reggae song at the start was pretty I like that i don’t know what to make of that though like what kind of game is that you know what I mean like what kind of game is that i was like is this like a hotel you know like Sims kind of you know oh okay rts RTS oh but it broke it’s like Age of Empires or something ooh I felt like it was going to be Age of Mythology if the heavenly I’m stupid for not getting that okay based based based dude I [ __ ] love Age of Empires too and I I need to try Age of Mythology world premiere i get it this is a world premiere you’ve said that like 20 times already [Music] that art style looks kind of sick though not going to lie kind of looks like uh AI wonder if it’s by the same team kind of looks like trash jesus man planet of Lana 2 Children of the Leaf never heard of the first one but I mean artsy indie sidescroller you got to you got to get some indie games in in these presentations all right all right bring him out bring him out [Music] he can’t keep getting away with this man well he can’t keep getting away with it hello there beautiful day to relax by the old fishing hole wouldn’t you say yeah yeah sure rewards fishing can you smell that the trailer is No matter what troubles plague the future wastelands of Appalachia you can always find comfort in sharing a meal with friends oh god it’s still not over jesus okay god i will say I love that they the theme for those trailers like even though it’s Fallout 76 just that old timey like real actors vibe i love that but god damn it ready to become a player i like how they had a no option in there and I’ I’ve heard of so solo leveling but I mean how many games have you have you seen that look like this you know all right all right now give us Halo gears of War Eday something big something big okay music causes me physical discomfort this is Pow World this is Pow World this is Pow World right no it’s not is it it This is Pow World isn’t it oh my god he It is pow world it is pow world holy [ __ ] those are all new all new pokies pal sorry what that’s not power world that’s not power world what what that looks like power world hey what’s up everyone it’s Tony Hawk Pro Skater i just want to say thanks to everyone to Tony Hawk we’ve seen since we announced Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 and 4 a few months ago these games have changed my life i can’t wait for you all to experience check out the launch trailer now [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah let’s go boys skating’s back that was wild skating games are so like mid 2000s yo are they going to have Yo are they going to have like the like the Halo MCC graphic change that’d be sick oh the millennial vibes oh my god oh my dude who called it who called it how did I know he was going to say that what the [ __ ] what oh my god dude guys shredding dude guys shredding okay all right sold sold world premiere here we [ __ ] go here we [ __ ] go boys wait no this is the first one split screen co-op remember that reloaded didn’t they already do it gears of War Remastered though [Music] oh here you go fellas here you go here oh is that it that’s it that’s all you get it’s all you get we’re done we’re done the smugglers league is always there smugglers need to be adaptive of How is Sea of Thieves now is it much better than others i haven’t played it in years stealing of course is always an option season 17 jesus I’ve been out the game for a long time world premiere excuse you what hope you’re not in a hurry okay wow didn’t see that coming oh boy oh boy [Music] a lot of blood too i like that all right fgc’s eating good [Music] oh boy that was fun that was fun wait what final Fantasy for Xbox this is it wait wait am I at the right in the right place also coming to Egg i’m here to even the odds any objections the bird has won palisia cannot endure a Oh there you go there’s your shadow drop there’s your shadow drop didn’t expect that weird what timeline are we in world we’re showing off PlayStation games on an Xbox show i’ve always wanted to play as a lighthouse [Music] what kind of drugs do you think they were on put in chat what type of drugs you think that looked kind of sick not going to lie i mean the music was good no cringe dialogue or or trying to be funny has lost weight oh my god he’s no exception you’ve seen an incredible range of games from creators across the globe that can’t be it right creators like In Exile reaching for new heights with Clockwork Revolution that that was the best one our Xbox handheld did you see that thanks for joining us today that can’t be it but before we get into the direct we have a final world premiere all right all right come on enjoy please they haven’t said anything about Halo halo halo halo halo halo halo world premiere come on come on son of a [ __ ] our software our systems should have known by now it’s never Halo skilled team let me introduce you to our esteemed visioner are designed to elevate everyday life reshaping the future i’m Emma CEO of the 9 in nails all right it’s a powerful thing david B what does what what it’s [ __ ] Call of Duty what black Ops 7 man come on wasn’t Call of Duty that’s That was like That was the most anti- Call of Duty trailer I’ve ever seen and in that way it was kind of cool but like man we just had Black Ops 6 final thoughts that showcase all right we can we can summarize it two ways right what was shown and what wasn’t shown what was shown was mostly pretty good that clockwork clockwork revolution I think that looked [ __ ] sick i That could be That could be a banger i thought that personally was the coolest they showed a lot of Outer Wilds 2 hey you guys like New Vegas right yep we’re doing everything you like about that game but in a in a different universe and [ __ ] I’m sold both of those I think are huge so based on what was shown I would say this was a pretty good showcase what wasn’t shown brings it down no Halo not even not even a mention of Halo bro they had a [ __ ] Star Wars Ctor 2 reference in the background like Darth Nihilus but no mention of Halo phil Spencer said Fable once and then no Fable no Gears of War Eday there was there was a bit of Silk Song yeah and Black Ops 7 it’s like bro you know you just got to you just got to get used to it well what what did you guys think all right put on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the showcase i’d say probably maybe six and a half maybe